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Spikey hair mothafucka 

A spikey Is referred to an individual typically in their teens who prefer that type of hair style. Although a spikey hair motherfucker is not just limited to the hairstyle itself but more importantly the attitude that comes with it. A spikey would typically hang around spots such as mini-marts and 7-11's smoking a few blunts while eating chips and drinking beer. They brag to other people about how they're big time hustlers just because they haven't paid back the five dollars that was borrowed from a friend. In most cases experiencing "spikey stages" is normal but should definitely come to a hault upon graduating high school. Unfortunately, most people never snap out of spikey stages and are referred to as spikey hair mothafuckas.
Spikey #1: "Yo bro lemme getta five for this blunt."

Spikey #2: "na yo chill out, last time I paid for your Chinese and that shit was $5.75. Its not about the money, I'm just saving up for my brand new Beemer that I'm about to cop."

Spikey #1: "damn yo that shit was like 2 days before my birthday and on your birthday I got you an $8 cheeseburger at that restaurant...yo bro just throw in a five this time and I'll forget about the difference."

Spikey #2: "fuck it yo, I really gotta burn. Here's the $5 and make sure you buy some good shit."

Later spikey #1 approaches his crew and says "yo I hustled the shit outta this kid today, yo that herb paid for my Chinese food and he threw me $5 to smoke. I'ma hustla, I be gettin money yo. Ain't nobody on ma level fuck all the haters!"

Person #3: you're a "spikey hair mothafucka" get off the spikey streets!
Spikey hair mothafucka by RickCross December 2, 2011

Spikey Blonde Hair 

What lesbians have
If a chick has Spikey Blonde Hair, she's probly lez
Spikey Blonde Hair by Shaved_Deer February 7, 2012

red spikey haired rock 

he is a rock. no. THE rock. but red. THE rock but RED. did I mention that he is red. and spikey
"omg did you hear about red spikey haired rock?"
"oml yeah, he was with angry porcupine the other day"

SpikyHairedMutha 

A dashing young bloke who makes a lot of sense. Often known for his mouth running off with him.
Lover of the women, and slayer of the retard.
Wow, that guy's been SpikyHairedMutha'd.
SpikyHairedMutha by W H Smith December 5, 2004
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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