Spiderhanding

the act of make ones hand look like Spider-Man's hand when he is shooting web to sexually pressure female reproductive origins.

yeah broski i had that bitch smiling after i spiderhanding her last night.

by Freedom99k July 18, 2023

spidermanning

To do your girl doggy so she cant see you then pull out just before cumming and cum in your hand, call your girls name then unleash your jiz onto her face in the same way spiderman spins a web.

I enjoyed spidermanning your wife last night, she seemed as surpised as you do right now.

by SteveC74 September 26, 2006

spidermaning

when a man pulls out and ejaculates on his hand, then throws it at the womans face like a spider web.

(can't think of example for spidermaning)

by Labac January 15, 2009

Spidermaning

When a man jizzes in his hand and makes a spider man motion as he fling it at his woman.

Hey boo fancy Spidermaning me tonight

by LW2662 September 19, 2020

Spidermanning

The act of jerking off into your hand and then throwing it at your friend's face who has passed out at a party. You must yell "web barrage" as you fling your jism at his face and than yank your hand in backwards motion, just like spidey. The act is considered borderline gay due to the symbolism. (Webbing a dude and pulling him towards you = you secretly want him)

Yoo Chris passed out... you were talking about spidermanning all day yesterday. Let's go bro, let the jism fly. With great power, cums great responsibility!

by Dada123456 January 31, 2021

spidermanning

spidermanning is when you're banging a bitch from behind- you quietly blow your load in your hand, -spit on her back so that she thinks you finished, than call her name so that she turns around, and you hurl your jism into her suprised face like spiderman shoots his web. The spidermanning is even more complete if you sing the spiderman song as you are doing so.

spidermanning is the latest sexual craze, clearly designed to humiliate and suprise the victim with a hadfull of flung jism.

by Artie Quivers June 14, 2010

spiderwanking

When you spend far too much time detailing a technical drawing. When a drawing can be produced with significant detail to carry out the manufacture but instead 3 days is spent highly detailing the drawing. By J.A.K. Baljaffray, Glasgow

You have been spiderwanking meaning you have spent far to much time and effort on a job over complicating it eg when drawing a section of steelwork you spend time embossing the steel with letters and numbers in a model

by Triboner September 12, 2014