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spidermanning

To do your girl doggy so she cant see you then pull out just before cumming and cum in your hand, call your girls name then unleash your jiz onto her face in the same way spiderman spins a web.
I enjoyed spidermanning your wife last night, she seemed as surpised as you do right now.
by SteveC74 September 26, 2006
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The act of jerking off into your hand and then throwing it at your friend's face who has passed out at a party. You must yell "web barrage" as you fling your jism at his face and than yank your hand in backwards motion, just like spidey. The act is considered borderline gay due to the symbolism. (Webbing a dude and pulling him towards you = you secretly want him)
Yoo Chris passed out... you were talking about spidermanning all day yesterday. Let's go bro, let the jism fly. With great power, cums great responsibility!
by Dada123456 January 31, 2021
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spidermanning is when you're banging a bitch from behind- you quietly blow your load in your hand, -spit on her back so that she thinks you finished, than call her name so that she turns around, and you hurl your jism into her suprised face like spiderman shoots his web. The spidermanning is even more complete if you sing the spiderman song as you are doing so.
spidermanning is the latest sexual craze, clearly designed to humiliate and suprise the victim with a hadfull of flung jism.
by Artie Quivers June 14, 2010
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Spidermanning is where you are about to cum and you pull out place your hand under your penis and say "my spider senses are tingling" and then you ejaculate

Note: it is best to also say "phwipp" while ejaculating for effect
Yo man i just finished spidermanning my girl
by JellySaurus May 17, 2017
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To make the conscious decision after you blew your load to get rid of it by throwing it at someone, alike the way Spider-Man slings webs at his enemies.
Kyle: Yo dude, I was totally spidermanning people standing down on the street below from my balcony.
Sinon: That’s sick man...
by JHerb46 August 9, 2020
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When you brace yourself in a bathroom stall to piss and shit because there is already piss on the seat....
Went to take a shit and some asshole pissed all over the seat so i did the only thing i knew was right so i climbed the stalls to prepare to perform the spidermanning
by Klopsikii June 12, 2025
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when a man pulls out and ejaculates on his hand, then throws it at the womans face like a spider web.
(can't think of example for spidermaning)
by Labac January 15, 2009
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