Spice Tart 

US nouveau riche Suburban Female, usually between the ages of 35 and 50, that dresses too young and trendy for her age. Spice Tarts are most often seen wearing large sunglasses, shiny short jackets, ugg boots, North Face jackets and other jappy attire. Usually overly tan, but attractive in a slutty one night stand sort of way.

That freaking spice tart took up two spaces with her black Range Rover outside of Starbucks.

Spice Tart by 248Observer January 2, 2008

Spicetastic

The spiritual experience that is had when consuming an excessively spicy or hot type of food. Usually accompanied by sweating and the sensation of burning.

Extra effect comes when a spicetastic event is followed later in the day by a dark ritual.

Justin: Me and Julie went out for our anniversary dinner last night to that new Indian on derp street.

James: No way, how was it?

Justin: The food was good, but I made the unfortunate mistake of having my dish vindaloo hot.

James: Sounds good.

Justin: It was spicetastic! I broke out into a heavy sweat and I was gasping for water for about an hour.

James: Damn dude, that sounds great.

Justin: Yeah!...... Oh god, I can feel a dark ritual coming on!

James: Awesome!

<the two high 5>

Spicetastic by sirjamestheawesome November 3, 2010