Sphynxed

When your twitter account gets locked for telling something to your friend and people report it

Friend 1: What the Fuck? I told my friend to kill himself as a jock. And some randos reported me and got my account locked?

Friend 2: Ah. You got Sphynxed.

Sphynxed by PowerDrlve April 22, 2024

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Sphinxed

A sex posirion that requires one woman and five guys. One guy lays on the ground on his back, the woman would get on top, the guy on the ground would fuck the vagina, then a guy would fuck her in her ass, two more guys would be on both sides of her, they would be gettinng hand jobs while the final guy gets a blowjob.

Liz the got sphinxed last night by the entire offensive line.

Sphinxed by The R!!! September 30, 2009

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dunzo

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This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

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ankle biter

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"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
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Pretty Privilege

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"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

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