Term used to describe a particular language in which the speaker knows not of what he speaks. The act of spewing verbal shit out of your mouth or anus.
DJ: "I really feel like eating subway for dinner, the sandwiches there are so filling and delicious"
Fred: "DJ you are speaking fluent sphinctish right now, subway is awful."
Fred: "DJ you are speaking fluent sphinctish right now, subway is awful."
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A specialty scope with a long, bendable handle especially designed for the self-examination of one’s rectal aperture.
Lemme tell ya’ all about the incredible feature of the fabulous sphinctascope which sends all images straight to your IPhone; these are seriously the best selfies ever!
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by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2017
Get the sphinctaphone mug.<Noun> Lower abdominal distress accompanied by very odiferous flatulence, with or without assachino. Commonly following a spicy or greasy meal.
People in the office were angry at Nick when he developed sphinctitus after his bean burrito for lunch.
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