Sphinctish 

Term used to describe a particular language in which the speaker knows not of what he speaks. The act of spewing verbal shit out of your mouth or anus.

DJ: "I really feel like eating subway for dinner, the sandwiches there are so filling and delicious"

Fred: "DJ you are speaking fluent sphinctish right now, subway is awful."

Sphinctish by Jackson 5 9898 December 7, 2012

Sphinctaphone 

A telephone designed to be hidden in the anal cavity and dialed using the sphincter muscles, a must-have for the prison environment.

Luckily I will be able to call home whenever I need to, thanks to my sphinctaphone.

Sphinctaphone by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2017

sphinctascope 

A specialty scope with a long, bendable handle especially designed for the self-examination of one’s rectal aperture.

Lemme tell ya’ all about the incredible feature of the fabulous sphinctascope which sends all images straight to your IPhone; these are seriously the best selfies ever!

sphinctascope by Dr Bunnygirl November 13, 2019

sphinctaphone 

A telephone designed to be hidden in the anal cavity and dialed using the sphincter muscles, a must-have for the prison environment.

Luckily I will be able to call home whenever I need to, thanks to my sphinctaphone.

sphinctaphone by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2017

Sphinctitus  

<Noun> Lower abdominal distress accompanied by very odiferous flatulence, with or without assachino. Commonly following a spicy or greasy meal.

People in the office were angry at Nick when he developed sphinctitus after his bean burrito for lunch.

Sphinctitus by Maccmedia December 9, 2008

Sphinctivore 

Similar to the terms "carnivore" and "herbivore", a sphinctivore is someone who eats ass.

Tommy had his girlfriend Lily over when suddenly he begins to get hungry. He flips her over and begins performing analingus on her. Since ass is a regular part of Tommy's diet, he is most definitely a sphinctivore.

Sphinctivore by BlueSlurpee February 1, 2018

Sphinctastic 

Something so shitty and bad that is surely must've come from someone's nasty anus.

That show last night was completely Sphinctastic!

Sphinctastic by Shit_4_Brains November 26, 2007