Someone who answers a direct question with three stupid, usually unrelated, questions. The “spawning questions” are designed to be just a little more obtuse or urgent than your original direct question.
What is most annoying, is that the Question Spawner actually believes that he/she has answered your original question.
A Question Spawner is able to magnify the confusion of any given situation exponentially -- especially in large group settings.
You..."Joe, when will you be done with the project?"
Question Spawner
"Do you know when Bill is going to be back from vacation?"
"Have you heard whether we are going to release the product into China?"
A unknown person you have never seen before, often almost appearing to have "spawned" into existence. A spawner has no defining traits, and often are completely forgettable. Spawners behave in a very similar fashion to video game NPCs, in that they appear out of thin air and rarely possess a personality that isn't surface-level.
After stuffing himself to his limits, his stomach could no longer take it, and he vomited his entire meal back up. Several of the guests turned out to be sympathy spewers.