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Sperm Perm 

The act of ejaculating in a woman's head of hair, causing a real mess.
Ronald gave Gretchen a sperm perm on accident. Her fault though, she should have caught it with her mouth.
Sperm Perm by Stevie Y September 5, 2005
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Sperm perm 

Shooting a vicious load on her face and getting it in her hair.nuff said💇💆
Vic I dont appreciate you shooting a 🖐 roper on my head now I have a sperm perm u jerk.

Sperm Perm 

Its when a guy shoots a load of sperm in a girls hair, and she massages it into her scalp.
"Dude, i gave that girl the biggest sperm perm in the world last night."
Sperm Perm by mc080290 December 22, 2006

Sperm Perm 

When you blow your load on a rachet bitches curly, ass hair.
Matt: so how'd you and that Chelsea girl do last night?
Jarrett: Gave that bitch a massive Sperm Perm!
Matt: NICE!
Sperm Perm by ovqZ January 14, 2014

sherm perm 

Nasty, straightened hair on a black dude. A Jheri Curl can count too. Called a Sherm Perm because it's popular in California, where people smoke sherm. This term was popularized by "rapper" Soulja Boy while he was dissing grown-ass man Ice-T.
"'Friday' would have been even funnier if Ice Cube was still rockin' the sherm perm."
sherm perm by GullibleZine June 22, 2008

Sperms perm 

The act of dispensing a hot load in a woman's hair after receiving a blow job then it drying in their hair.
I blow my load last night after my girl gave me head. I didn't know where it went till this morning when my girl had a sperms perm.
Sperms perm by Tonlik65 October 16, 2013

Sherm Perm 

When you get so wet and butt naked on Angel Dust that you decide to style your hair into a perm.
Bryler's been funking with those sherm sticks for a long ass time, so much so that that nigga got a Sherm Perm!
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