Sperm donner

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Noun. Someone who covers you in gentleman's relish. I.e., you don his sperm.

Example: Kevin is such a sperm donner. He covered my face when I wasn't expecting it!

Sperm donner by Jafloofly March 9, 2018

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sperm doner

man who does not use protection condomswhen in sexual intercourse and has had more than 2 kids

my dad is a sperm doner dis nigga got 12 kids and pay child support 4 all of them

sperm doner by clement parkes March 28, 2008

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sperm doner day

Sperm doner day falls on march 2nd. This holiday gives all rights to aim there middle fingers towards (dead beat dads). Also known as a piece of shit male that acts like a selfish prick and refuses to take responsibility for his offspring.

Its sperm doner day lets get out our cells and send a family finger to your worthless sperm doner

sperm doner day by Meganator84 June 18, 2017

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Sperm for dinner

A pile of sperm at the dinner table

for example mike took a massive scoop of sperm for dinner

Sperm for dinner by Hairyniggerjews September 21, 2020

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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