Sperm Sock 

1: When your out of stuff to clean your mess after you masturbate, you go to the laundry basket and get a sock to clean it up, or if your in a bathroom and your out of toilet paper.

2: Put the sock on your penis and proceed to masturbate. It will soak it all up and you wont have to clean up. And you can add lotion for extra pleasure.

3: Vagina

1: Person 1: shit dude last night i was lonely as fuck so i jacked off for a on the toilet. i then found out i had no TP so i took off my sock and cleaned up with that.

Person 2: EWW SPERM SOCK

2: Person 1: hey do you wanna know a cool way to jack off? put lotion in a sock and use that.

Person 2: wtf?

3: Person 1: my dick was cold so i used my gf as a sperm sock.

Sperm Sock by wowtf June 22, 2010

spermsuckingfudgepacker 

whoever thought of and/or uses this word

spermsuckingfudgepacker is a spermsuckingfudgepacking word

spermsuckingfudgepacker by Adam McD May 18, 2003

spermsuckingfudgepacker 

also known as a Total McKenzie.

Man that Robx is a spermsuckingfudgepacker. He loves the manlove.

spermsuckingfudgepacker by callin' robster a twat October 8, 2004

spermsuckingfudgepacker 

its a gay guy

Tina's ex boyfriend is a flaming spermsuckingfudgepacker.

spermsuckingfudgepacker by Jenni December 29, 2003

spermrocket 

definition of you

katie is such a spermrocket

spermrocket by Emily allen May 14, 2023

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008