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Sperm perm 

Shooting a vicious load on her face and getting it in her hair.nuff said💇💆
Vic I dont appreciate you shooting a 🖐 roper on my head now I have a sperm perm u jerk.

Sperm Perm 

Its when a guy shoots a load of sperm in a girls hair, and she massages it into her scalp.
"Dude, i gave that girl the biggest sperm perm in the world last night."
Sperm Perm by mc080290 December 22, 2006

Sperm Perm 

When you blow your load on a rachet bitches curly, ass hair.
Matt: so how'd you and that Chelsea girl do last night?
Jarrett: Gave that bitch a massive Sperm Perm!
Matt: NICE!
Sperm Perm by ovqZ January 14, 2014

sherm perm 

Nasty, straightened hair on a black dude. A Jheri Curl can count too. Called a Sherm Perm because it's popular in California, where people smoke sherm. This term was popularized by "rapper" Soulja Boy while he was dissing grown-ass man Ice-T.
"'Friday' would have been even funnier if Ice Cube was still rockin' the sherm perm."
sherm perm by GullibleZine June 22, 2008

Sperms perm 

The act of dispensing a hot load in a woman's hair after receiving a blow job then it drying in their hair.
I blow my load last night after my girl gave me head. I didn't know where it went till this morning when my girl had a sperms perm.
Sperms perm by Tonlik65 October 16, 2013

Sherm Perm 

When you get so wet and butt naked on Angel Dust that you decide to style your hair into a perm.
Bryler's been funking with those sherm sticks for a long ass time, so much so that that nigga got a Sherm Perm!
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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