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Speedy Softer 

Girl 1:I regret marrying John

Girl 2: Why?

Girl 1: He's a "speedy softer"
Speedy Softer by sdaawdeasfdwa September 28, 2020
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speedsofter 

One of the 2 "divisions" of airsoft in which the player most likely wears a dye mask. Their clothing is diverse, but you may see many wear black. Almost all speedsofters play hard and play fast. Many get angry at this group of people because of youtube videos that display them doing "cringe actions" such as magdumping, gorilla, and other such "cringe" actions. This should not be displayed as all of speedsoft and is very much a misconception that impacts a large group of people.
The average speedsofter will play hard and fast, which may result in people getting angry at him despite him enjoying the game with his own play style.
speedsofter by aheago_soft August 4, 2021

speedsofter 

The Airsofter who generally carries one mag on the field (5-15 minute games) and is normally CQB games. Normally they wear a hoodie and you need to shoot them a few times (most cheaters look like this)
That speedsofter guy will not call his hits
speedsofter by Gwhahshd February 27, 2017

Speedsofter 

A speedsofter is typically someone who wears all black and sports a Dye Mask. Typically known for cheating, and the use of Polarstars.
The Speedsofter will not call his hits.
Speedsofter by SexyMuffin12 December 7, 2017
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