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A Slang Term For Someone With Erectile Dysfunction
Girl 1:I regret marrying John

Girl 2: Why?

Girl 1: He's a "speedy softer"
by sdaawdeasfdwa September 28, 2020
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Apr 20 Word of the Day
A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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