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Speedover Beethoven 

The most overplayed DDR song, officially. It replaces both V (for extreme) and Daikenkai because those songs require some level of skill, whereas Speedover Beethoven requires virtually none at its lower levels (and it's got little cartoon guys spinning around in the background! LOL!!!111) People also play this song because the recognize the tune ('Fur Elise') even though they can't name it. Doing badly on Speedover Beethoven on beginner or light is probably a sign that one of your feet have been amputated while you weren't looking.
beginner: Aw shit man this DDR stuff looks hard better start easy with that song they play in the demo, whats it called, speedy beethoven, while I'm at it, I should play it for all three songs, since it's not like people ever get tired of hearing the same song over and over again.

goth chick who feels the need to correct other people on their dance styles: actually it's 'speedover beethoven'. it's a really tough song, but I manage to pass just because I'm so good.

bystander: HAHA OH WOW LOOK AT THOSE LITTLE GUYS WITH BIG HEADS IN THE BACKGROUND HEY GUYS COME CHECK THIS OUT!
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Speed Over Beethoven 

A song that appeared on the PlayStation 2 game Dance Dance Revolution Extreme 2.

It is a remix of Beethoven's "Fur Elise" with happy-tone lyrics sung by a cute Japanese girl. Also one of the best songs in the game.
Guy 1:What's your favorite DDR song?
Guy 2:SPEED OVER BEETHOVEN!

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026