Speed Helmet

To get head in a very fast manner

Dan: Hey how was Happy Feet last night? I heared you only had like two minutes.
Matt: All i have to say is that "the whale" gives very good Speed Helmet

by mx, dp October 5, 2007

Sped Helmet

A device used to prevent serious injury of a retard banging their head against hard objects

The retard's owner quickly slipped the sped helmet on the retard to prevent further damage.

by zach1234567890 February 22, 2010