Speed Bump

Drinking a glass of water between alcoholic beverages

Dude, don't forget to speed bump between those Fireball shots or you'll have a hangover.

by Chili_Dawg_3000 July 31, 2022

Speed Bump

A kayak in the Puget Sound.

Watch out for the speed bumps ahead, you don't want to tip their boat and water log their granola.

by Crowsnest July 29, 2011

Speed Bump

You're hitting on the real knockout of a babe in a bar, and as always there this one person (speed bump) that gets in your way to cockblock.

I probably could have picked up this babe but she was with her girlfriend usually the overweight or not too cute chick with her (can be a boyfriend as well) and each time I put on the gas I had her speed bump in the way.

by Not so Special K November 06, 2006

Speed Bump

It's used when your into a girl or a boy and you find out she or him has a boyfriend or Girlfriend . it's just a speed bump the boy friend or girl friend between you and that person.

Jon: that girl there is pretty hot.
Shane: Ya man but she has a boyfriend
Jon: No worries man that's just a speed bump.

by Avik86 January 27, 2011

Speed Bump

When your significant other (typically female) inserts the entirety of her (or his) fist in your booty hole in quick, successive "bumps."

The frustration and anxiety typically associated with traffic speed bumps is included, especially if one has an impending bowel movement.

Santorum optional.

"After that speed bump, my ass really started to hurt."

"That queer really left a reservoir of Santorum in my ass after that speed bump."

by How Strange, Innocence November 07, 2011

Speed Bump

Acne or facial blemishes due to excessive use of stimulants.

Tim: Man, your face looks rough this week.
Dave: Yeah man, it's all this adderall. I'm getting some major speed bumps.
Tim: word.

by TIM4352625 December 26, 2008

Speed Bump

When you roll over in bed and your boner hits the sheets and slows you down.

"Man I was sleeping real good until that speed bump slowed me down."

by MoistDankSauce July 16, 2015