Speed Bleed

When a group of men perform a circle jerk using only dry paperbags. The first man to bleed wins.

Hey man I bet I can speed bleed faster than you

by Crab staggums December 8, 2019

Speed-Bleeder

noun. A human female who has a short time of menstruation. This usually constitutes a shorter "blowjob week", but also rejoice in her male counterpart upon discovery that intercourse may resume more expediently than expected.

John: You're still bleeding, aren't you.
Jane: Heavens no, John, I'm done!
John: What!... Jane, that's not even 3 days. You're quick!
Jane: That's right- I'm a speed-bleeder

by leahclarkbutler August 19, 2011

Bleed & Seed Sandwich

A Bleed & Seed Sandwich is a normal sandwich with menstrual blood and semen as spreads. It is usually given to someone you hate.

Dude 1- Man fuck Scott

Dude 2- Let's give him the Bleed & Seed Sandwich tonight

by PaulWALKER October 21, 2009