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Speak English 

Speak English ! The word being defined best in this scene from movie The Avengers
IM : steer control can reverse the pillary long enough to disengage maglav and ....
CA : Speak ENGLISH
IM : See that red lever. It will slow the rotors down. Stand by it. Wait for my word
Speak English by Abiral July 16, 2018

Me no speak English 

It's said by non-English speakers when they're in an English speaking country.
Loretta Lee visited America, and said "Me no speak English."

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Do you speak English? 

What do you call someone who speaks two languages? Bilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only one language? An American. The question is pretty much how Americans traveling abroad greet the locals.
Saying "Do you speak English?" can either get you around or get you kidnapped, tortured, killed and having your family discover your fate on CNN anywhere around the world. Asking the question is ok in a place where you see a McDonald's. It is not ok and you should avoid places where electricity and potable water are a luxury to ask the question.

i don't speak english 

The phrase you use when someone who you don't know tries to initiate a conversation with you and you're not in the mood
homeless dude: hey you got some spare change on you? its for food

you: i don't speak english

Can you speak English 

Can you speak english is a dude from Indonesia or whatever he is from saying can you speak english and some dude reply’s fuck you.
Some dude:лвлвлуулшушушушушhehsshsjsjdnnfnfhehehdhehw

Some other dude: “Can you speak english?”

That dude who is nit speaking English: “FUCK YOU!”

Please speak English

It means you should stop speaking spanish and speak english in a video game because you are in a english server.
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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