by amnesiavictim December 30, 2011
by bird_man11 June 12, 2005
spatter is a term used to describe access shit that sprays from your asshole as you either lay a turd or make a failed attempt to fart but it ends in a shart. this incident is most commonly encountered when you are a fatass and or lost a bet with your rectum
i thought i was just going to drop some kids off at the pool but in fact it turned out to be just a huge wet shart that left spatter all over ernie's bathroom. he never forgave my fatass.
by Chief Running-Wolf June 18, 2009
1)To spit on your cock for lube during sexytimes.
2)To cough a load out while in mid blow job causing your jiz to spray on your balls
2)To cough a load out while in mid blow job causing your jiz to spray on your balls
"That chick was so dry I had to spatter my cock just to tip it in!
-or-
"I tagged the back of her throat right as I shot a load and she spatterd all over my balls"
-or-
"I tagged the back of her throat right as I shot a load and she spatterd all over my balls"
by Beef Stuart July 24, 2008
when u fart and it is soo wet, the fart turns into a spray and spatters onto ur underwear.
u can also desend ur pantalones and aim ur spatter and make the recpient a shit face
u can also desend ur pantalones and aim ur spatter and make the recpient a shit face
by koombez kid April 24, 2007
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