spatter is a term used to describe access shit that sprays from your asshole as you either lay a turd or make a failed attempt to
fart but it ends in a shart. this incident is most commonly encountered when you are a
fatass and or lost a bet with your
rectum
i thought i was just going to drop some
kids off at the pool but in fact it turned out to be just a huge wet shart that
left spatter all over ernie's bathroom. he never forgave my
fatass.