Spattergram

A spattergram is an instrument used for assessing a client's topics of interest in preparation for organizational design. It is a simple tool that consists of randomly placed concepts (spattered words), on a piece of paper and the client is instructed to circle the top x number of terms as possible topics of interest. (x is equal to 1/3 of the whole) It is used to start the conversation within a given range of possibilities.

When designing a day of learning for an adult learning client group, we had them self-select words from a "spattergram". We then referred to the selected words when conversing about what most interested the client to have us present on the day of learning.

Spattergram by Tinderbox February 4, 2010

Spattergroit 

Contrary to the name it doesn't mean getting spattered in the groin. A contagious disease and what probably should've killed off Ron Weasley. Extremely common amongst ginger bastards as the early symptoms include freckle-like warts. Later symptoms include not being able to speak and having large bricks come out of your bottom and mouth.

It was very unfortunate, but the ginger bastard has caught spattergroit

Spattergroit by Supreme EmperorGod of Universe June 26, 2019

Snottergram

A written form of communication letting the recipient know of ones distaste. A snotty letter or email of complaint. Taken from the word telegram.

I'm writing a snottergram to the Evil Corp. letting them know that I intend to break their fucking windows tomorrow if they don't meet my demands.

Snottergram by JamesofBlakely January 10, 2020