spastard

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who those annoying people who are both spastics and bastards.

spastard by Ashley November 12, 2002

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spastard

One whom is both spastic and a bastard

You fucking spastard! You make me glad I never married your father.

spastard by Joseph Webster April 24, 2015

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spastard

A person for whom both the insults "spastic" and "retard" apply. spas-tard.

You fucking spastard, you dropped the jellyfish back in the sea.

spastard by mmmmmmkay August 16, 2005

spastard

Not quite a spatic, not quite a retard, but god are they fucked up!

Daniel is a spastard

spastard by Shaun Walker March 2, 2005

spagtard

someone who isn't retarded but acts like one.

stop acting like a spagtard

spagtard by mike444444 August 28, 2009

spamtard

spammer + retard = spamtard.

dude don't be such a spamtard; at least make coherant spam

spamtard by Soy December 1, 2003

spaktard

a spasticly retarded individual, who cant tell their arse from their elbow

that sam is such a spaktard

spaktard by jefi b December 7, 2004

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026