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Phrase used to describe someone who is/does something really fuckin stupid, is extremely annoying, a raging albino or otherwise just a major pain in the ass!! Synonym: George Costanza.
Guy 1: Stuffs his snowmobile because he forgot to clamp it!
Guy 1's friends to Guy 1: SPARKY!

Friend #1 to Friend #2 after he gets an OUI for not turning on his headlights... "Sparky!"
Sparky! by DewNut March 27, 2008
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Phrase used to describe someone who is/does something really fuckin stupid, is extremely annoying, a raging albino or otherwise just a major pain in the ass!! Synonym: George Costanza.
Guy 1: Stuffs his snowmobile because he forgot to clamp it!
Guy 1's friends to Guy 1: SPARKY!

Friend #1 to Friend #2 after he gets an OUI for not turning on his headlights... "Sparky!"
Sparky! by DewNut March 27, 2008
An electrician who works in his trade for a living. This includes Sparkies such as:

1. Systems Electricians
2. Industrial Electricians
3. Domestic\Residential Electricians
4. Commercial Electricians

And to a lesser degree:

1. Liners
2. Telecommunications\Cat5e\RJ45\Cable Splicers

Explicitly *not* an Electrcial Engineer or Draftsman for they do not use tools or come out to your house in the middle of the night to replace your broken shit)
The Sparky will be here tomorrow to fix that damned switchboard.

The Sparky ripped me off .... again!

I didn't allow enough in my original plans to pay the Sparky, so I'm not going to ... I'll see the bastard in court instead, I'm not giving him a dime! <maniacal laughter>
Sparky by Ivonin January 4, 2008
Another more polite nickname used in place of just calling him an asshole one that he may never catch onto
Sparky by shespeaks May 18, 2013
Sparky is a card in the game clash royal. If you have this in your deck you are probably gay and living in your moms basement. You probably eat sun block for breakfast and haven’t seen the sun in 3.5 years. If someone places this card you should uninstall right away.
Look it’s sparky, he’s probably kissing a guy while playing!”
Sparky by Gaygon Macok June 23, 2021
I get electrocuted because that bloody sparky got the wires crossed.
sparky by Smeg January 12, 2004
Independent, Hard-headed, smart, insane, rebellious, musician, "special", loving, funny, awesome, outgoing, hardcore,loud, coy, ... just Sparky.
There is no example, there is only one Sparky.

Ex: Chuck Norris, there's only one, duh.
Sparky by penguins0on0fire October 6, 2011