Smeg's definitions

Sumpy

Mechanical aircraft engineer

Look at that greasy sumpy

by Smeg January 12, 2004

bar up

a swelling of the jolly todger

Jane and Frank often walked home from school holding hands, until one day Jane noticed that Frank was barring up.

by Smeg May 15, 2003

ex

prefix for someone who was or used to be

ex-pat
ex-wife
ex-boyfriend

by smeg May 13, 2005

sparky

Electrical engineer.

I get electrocuted because that bloody sparky got the wires crossed.

by Smeg January 12, 2004

moongoon

Avionics engineer. No one can else can understand how radios work.

How do these electrons jump off wires? Bloody Moongoon shit.

by Smeg January 12, 2004