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Spargent

A specialtist who thinks he is a sergent
Is it just me or does specialist miller act like a spargent?
by Ubassfisher March 21, 2011
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Sargent Johnson

Sargent Johnson: "Men, here's where we show those split-chinned, squid head, sons of bitches that they could have not picked a worse eneny than the human race. We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb mugs until we don't have anything else to shoot 'em with! AND THEN WE ARE GOING TO STRANGLE THEM WITH THERE OWN-LIVING-GUTS! ...AM I RIGHT MARINES?!
Marines: SIR, YES, SIR!
Sargent Johnson: Mhhhm. Damn right I am. Now move it out. Double time!
by Michael L. Mott April 26, 2006
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First Sargent's Time

First Sargent's Time: (V.) Army. Milspeak for a unit of time, dependent upon the judgement, wisdom, capriciousness or stupidity of the Company First Sargent.
As a unit of measurment, First Sargent's Time is infinately more accurate than the US Atomic Clock because the US Atomic Clock can be off a second in 10 million years, whereas FIRST SARGENT's TIME IS NEVER OFF AND NEVER WRONG, despite all logic and evidence to the contrary.
"Until all this shit is picked up and put away, we are all on First Sargent's Time, Peoples!!!"
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martin sargent

A Great man who was cheated out of doing his great show.
Well i would say watch G4Techtv, but they cancelled him...
by Cheesebadger January 5, 2005
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Sargent Hut

Someone whom commands/barks orders to others disrespectfully usually more than one at a time.

A person acting as if you're his slave whom is extremely demanding consistantly barking orders so much the person taking the order doesn't know which direction to go in.
The man who owns that car dealership can't even keep one employee to stay at his company because he is such a sargent hut.
by daughter of sargent hut July 16, 2010
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Sargent Avery Johnson

One kick ass son of a bitch who knows what the ladies like.
Sargent Avery Johnson is a ladies man when you want a car he'll bring a tank
by Dr Ebola Cat March 23, 2019
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sargent burger

When you are in JROTC and you think you are a Sargent but you are obese as fuck
This kid in my class is a Sargent burger
by Poopy Dicky April 10, 2017
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