Your girl friend is passed out on the couch. Use her hand to jerk off. As a male you typically think about clean up. Keep jerking off and finish in her hand. Here is where you decide to either clean it up or grab a feather (Yankee Doodle) and tickle her nose so she splats your spunk on her face.

Today was laundry day, not only was I down to my last pair of socks but my girlfriend drank my last beer and is now passed out on the couch. Still mad my girl drank the last beer and reluctant to waste my last sock for clean up, I finished my tug in her had and gave her the Spanky Doodle Handy. Best believe she will wake up with more than sleepies in her eyes.

Spanky Doodle Handy by Scubaubatch February 11, 2018

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skanky doodle

a very promiscuous girl. a slut, whore, ect.

brianna is such a skanky doodle!

dude, total skanky doodle right there!

F! your mom is such a skanky doodle!

skanky doodle by shibster5000 April 16, 2008

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Spankadoodle

a Legendary fluffy blue creature that spies on its enemy's. the spankadoodle is a word used when you have lost something precious to you

Has anyone seen my spankadoodle

Spankadoodle by Lucca Clarkson June 11, 2018

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SpankyDoodle

- Someone who is BOOT SLAPPIN' hilarious!

- Someone who is Groovy

- Somebody who is fun to be around

- When someone tends to be quite the hoot.

You are quite the SpankyDoodle!

Sally... She is such a SpankyDoodle! I love her!

SpankyDoodle by emma0726 April 13, 2009

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stankydoodle

when someone walks into a smelly area the word stankydoodle is yelled.

Soz walks into the bathroom, "Oh it smells like stankydoodle in here son."

stankydoodle by KeatonH March 8, 2008

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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