Spankhour 

The hour during the day when your parents are gone and you have time to rub one out.

"I was on YouTube last night while my parents were gone. Total spankhour."

Spankhour by NateDogg73 June 23, 2017

stankhound 

A man who is attracted to very slutty women.
These women are so slutty, they stank.
When they see these women, they are instantly attracted to them because they think they will get laid easily.
A man will search the entire bar for them like a bloodhound traces an escaped prisoner.

Good Ole Matt was out last night running around the bar like a stankhound!

stankhound by riverboat27 September 20, 2009

spankogram 

an email that contains pleasing pornographic images, which incites a long evening of masturbation.

Billy opened his email and received an interesting surprise. His eyes welled up with tears of joy, "This is the best spankogram that I have ever received."

spankogram by TammyS April 26, 2007

Skankhouse 

Amy Winehouse before she died

Oprah Winfrey is sure one helluva skankhouse

Skankhouse by cock.cocklicker.licker12 July 25, 2011

spankyourdogs 

Someone who masturbates their dog.

"Why isn't tom coming out?"

"He's spankinghisdogs"

spankyourdogs by Batty January 29, 2005

spankyou 

It means thank you, but the cool way to say it.

Spankyou very muchly. - Thankyou very much.

spankyou by cazrew February 22, 2010

spankworthy 

the act of being so incredibly glorious, that the mere sight, thought, or mention of such an entity is liable to overcome one with the unsatiable urge to masturbate onesself into a state of immaculate bliss.

guy: hey, did you see the master today.
girl: yeah, he was looking spankworthy!
guy: that's what i heard. i heard so many girls wanked themselves when he was walking to philosophy today.
girl (pleasuring herself at the mere thought): YEAAH! IIII BELIIEVEE IIT!

spankworthy by titiboy December 2, 2005