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spank you very much 

This describes a comical greeting between those who have a spanking fetish.
Ben Dover pulled out the paddle and said "spank you very much " to Wonda Wonderpig!
spank you very much by I, Wreckerrr February 15, 2017

Spank you 

Spank you, a term used to show appreciation towards someone. A more fun way to say "thank you."
"Pass the salt please." *salt is passed* "Spank you.", "Spanks for picking me up from the mall."
Spank you by RoberTheLion April 20, 2010

spank you 

often used in place of "thank you," and resond to with "your rectum."
Here's your 'ritto.
Why, spank you!
Your rectum.
spank you by Calo November 1, 2003

spankyourdogs 

"Why isn't tom coming out?"

"He's spankinghisdogs"
spankyourdogs by Batty January 29, 2005

Spankhour 

The hour during the day when your parents are gone and you have time to rub one out.
"I was on YouTube last night while my parents were gone. Total spankhour."
Spankhour by NateDogg73 June 23, 2017

spank you 

A term commonly used by males to waitresses to be funny. Usually is accompanied by a slap on the ass.
Guy 1. Dude I just said spank you to that waitress and got kicked out of the restaurant.

Guy 2. Nice
spank you by JONNAY-D!!! June 11, 2010
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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