Spangletwat 

A particularly fancy fanny

looking at her I'd ave guessed she ad a reet spangletwat but when I got intae it it were more clunge puddin'

Spangletwat by Elbasstardo October 14, 2018

snaggletwat 

the unfortunate condition of a twat worn by overuse.

Her daily twatwaddles, and all that they encompassed, caused her to develop a noticeable snaggletwat.

snaggletwat by mystery cult March 23, 2008

spanglewank 

Verb,

A stupid or obnoxious person. Often used on Twitter preceded by a hashtag. Plural: Spanglewanks

"I've been accused of ruining a market traders livelihood, been yelled at, called a #spanglewank, and blamed for people not being able to pay the rent or mortgage! It's not fair I'm saving the world"

"Oi Spanglewank, where's me fags?"

spanglewank by ALT-F4 October 9, 2019

spangletard

Someone who is unable to form sentences properly to the point where people think that they are retarded, when in fact they are not

Bert how could you even think that is a sentence you're such a spangletard!

spangletard by Ross the Osaurus May 28, 2016

spangletastic 

The art of being spangled fantastically.

"We were all wasted but that guy was spangletastic!"
"How are you feeling...?
Spangletastic!"

spangletastic by Jonny Mullen October 26, 2007

Spangletastic 

A blend word made from 'spangles' and 'fantastic'. Commonly used to describe the Strictly Come Dancing Tour and other camp occasions. Commonly used in conversations about John Barrowman.

'Omg did you see his suit?'
'Yeah, it was spangletastic'

'I'm going to see The Lion King On Ice!'
'Oh...I'm sure it will be spangletastic...'

Spangletastic by imperfect93 March 26, 2010