Spaffwald 

Large breasted Bitchy Legend with a weakness for spaff. Generally located at music venues in Bristol with a drink in one hand and a spaffstick in the other.

Spaffwald smacks Mit Bellendinme in the face with her colossal jugs.

Spaffwald by Not Rex September 12, 2003

spiffwalker

Spiffwalker
1) (adj.) A handsome fellow, sexy, attractive
2) A person who loves nature

Example #1

Girl 1: Did you see that guy in your PL/I seminar?

Girl 2: Yeah, he was a spiffwalker.
Girl 1: GO TALK TO HIM...now.

Example # 2

As the spiffwalker watched the sunset he opened his arms to the warmth of the sun.

spiffwalker by WonderingifGodzillasPlantTrees October 26, 2011

spiffwalker

1) A person who walks Spiff like
2) A person you know who doesn't return your message.

Example # 1

That person is a spiffwalker.

Example #2

Darnit, that meanie is a spiffwalker. I sent him a message, HE NEVER RESPONDED.

spiffwalker by Revengeofthespiff August 22, 2011

Spaffwagon 

Spaffwagon noun, derived from the words spaff (meaning semen) and wagon (another word for van). Spaffwagon can be used as banter to greet friends, but also can be used as an insult.

What’s up spaffwagon

That Jack is such a fucking spaffwagon

Spaffwagon by P.e.w.m February 6, 2018

Spaffwaffle 

Someone who likes the sound of their own voice, nonsense lies and repeated mumbo jumbo fall freely from ones mouth with the inability to stop and then it just keeps going because someone some where is watching or listening. Hopefully...

Did you see ( ???) interview the other day what spaffwaffle he was spewing this time.

Spaffwaffle by Rainyrainbow February 15, 2025