10 definitions by mark jackson.
Where a man of a "Pimp" Nature who has sex with his "Hoes" that generally has a obession with Punting,
That instead his Hoes are very obese women.
That instead his Hoes are very obese women.
by mark jackson. January 17, 2009
When a male person with his un-erect penis and his balls dips them into another persons open mouth whilst they are sleeping. (Not waking up at all)
Mark: Tom! I Dippin Chicken'ed Rebecca last night! It was awesome!
Tom: No way! You have to teach Me and Mandy it!
Tom: No way! You have to teach Me and Mandy it!
by mark jackson. November 11, 2008
Nick: Hey Sam what do you call it where you masterbate angrily and pull your penis in all diffrent directions?
Sam: Swanking.. Nick... Swanking..
Sam: Swanking.. Nick... Swanking..
by mark jackson. January 17, 2009
Where a person who has ran out of ideas to save trees or a nature preserve and has to go to extmere mesasures. Naturistic Masterbation is where a strong point is being made and to stop the man and to give in to his demands. Even if it means getting into nature.
by mark jackson. January 17, 2009
Lyndol: Did ya beat the anger monkey our yer penis? What ya call it?
Richard: Angerbating? Yes. I beat that little monkey. Right out..
Richard: Angerbating? Yes. I beat that little monkey. Right out..
by mark jackson. January 18, 2009
Where a person places the middle finger inside the anus and ferociously thrusts and wiggles the finger for pleasure.
Chris needed some adventure for some new foreplay so he decided to get practical.. On Himself. He discovered a new technique to anal pleasure. Thus Anus Rumper was born.
by mark jackson. January 15, 2009
Spaffed, when a male ejaculates onto a peice of clothing and left until it is dry white for show on people to see the maturity level of this person.
by mark jackson. January 6, 2010