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Spótify 

The Spanish version of the word "Spotify," indicates people who have no life and listen to music all day. They listen to new songs every day, saying things like, "Did you see Drake's new album?"
Miguel: "María, did you watch the new album by Jake on Spótify?"

María: "Miguel, I'm studying. Pester me about it later. There's a test tomorrow."

Miguel: "But did you see Drake's new album on Spótify?"
Spótify by TheCreatorofWakeGobbers October 31, 2023
Words you can keep
That website that doesn't let you pick your own music on mobile and has ads telling you how bad ads are.
John: Yo bro do you like Spotify?
Tom: Oh you mean YT music with less steps?
Spotify by Veryepiclemon October 11, 2021
Spotify is a system that allows you to play music and link the songs you've listened to, to social networks(facebook) which allows you to display to your peers that you are a hip, non-mainstream person who has an impeccable taste in music.
John:"Man I really want to get Becky's attention and I feel a great way would be to use Spotify so I can show her my virtuoso taste in music."

-Plays said music

Becky:"Awwwww, I just saw John listening to Taking Back Sunday, he is so in tune with his feelings. We should date."

They start dating and live a long life together filled with marriage, kids, a couple dogs, and an excellent retirement plan. John can attribute the inception of the relationship as well as his life long success directly to Spotify.
Spotify by cheeseblocks February 15, 2012
a music platform that always wants you to pay for premium
spotify: want a break from the ads? if you tap now to watch a short video, you'll receive 30 minutes of ad-free music. yes, really, if you tap now to watch a short video, you'll receive 30 minutes of ad-free music.

me: FINE, TAKE MY ONLY $15, I GUESS IM NOT GOING TO HAVE FOOD THIS WEEK
spotify by ihfsdihaoifd September 24, 2021
An app that will give you 100,000,000,000,000 ads every single second because they want you to sign up for spotify premium, which most of us can't afford. lol

Other then that, Its a good way to listen to music, good user interface, easy to use. Bad if you want to listen to unreleased Michael Jackson songs
spotify ads are annoying, stupid sportsbet.
Spotify by munsworldddddddd November 24, 2021
The best way to listen to music and escape reality. It's great that they have a free version because my cheap ass cant afford the premium service.
wowee spotify
Spotify by I C E D Tea January 8, 2019
A great music streaming program.

Made by the swedes.

The prog is so leet even Chuck Norris and MacGyver uses it!

Contains almost every song you can think of, except The Beatles, AC/DC and Metallica, due to some copyright thingies.

-Hey, heard ot the new music program, Spotify?
-No, is it good?
-Yeah. You want it? I can invite you.
Spotify by TomCrazy February 7, 2009
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