southern man

A man who will, open doors for you, tell you you're beautiful, and love you so hard you can't see straight. The only man that can steal your heart, smash it to a thousand pieces, and hand it back to you, only to have you say thank you, because he was just so damn nice about it.

To know the love of a Southern Man, is to know true love, if only for a little while.

by Kitzya April 15, 2014

southern manscaping

Derived from general term manscaping, this is the process of men grooming and trimming only hair emerging below the belly button. Most oftentimes seen in men under forty (40) who do not engage in manscaping that would jeopardize their Mumford and Sons-style beard and hair. They do, however, desire a trimmed and groomed genital area. This is the opposite of Northern Manscaping, which is most oftentimes seen in men over forty (40) who never engaged in the practice of overall manscaping before but now find themselves requiring extra grooming in the ear, nose, back, chest, neck, and eyebrow areas.

Clean Shaven Man:
"Dude, you are one hairy beast! It must be nice not to have to manscape all the time, right?"

Bearded Man:
"Well, don't jump to conclusions. I do partake in Southern Manscaping. My woman loves the thick bearded look but only on my face." beard mumford hair shave manscape

by MCBassGuitar March 15, 2015

Southern Brunswick Mouse Maneuver

The act of inserting a colleagues' pc mouse into the own vagina in order to show dominance over that bitch.

Colleague A: "E. is being a real snitch again!"
Colleague B: "Guess it's time for another Southern Brunswick Mouse Maneuver."

by Albfred July 20, 2017

southernmade

Not entirely a cowboy, country boy, nor redneck but shares similar beliefs and ideas that each of those titles are associated with. A person who loves the country life such as being around animals and driving trucks and praising God.

I ain't a cowboy because I don't own a ranch and rope stuff. I ain't country because I own a car. I ain't redneck because I actually bought gorilla glue instead of using duct tape. I must be southernmade.

by Average22Joe October 1, 2020