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Southern Lehigh High School 

Southern Lehigh is a rural school in a rather wealthy area of majority homogeneous (white) student population; nevertheless the influx of African-Americans and Puerto-Ricans has severely damaged its reputation of late. Often times considered an athletic cesspool by outsiders, one has to look no further than the swim team to find the heart and soul of the athletic, academic and social community*. Southern Lehigh graduates and students alike pride themselves on their ability to consume mass quantities of alcohol with apparent ease*.

*All references to things “good” are 98% a reflection of the graduated society
The studly swimmers drank copious amounts of alchohol while rejoicing in their social greatness
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Southern Lehigh High School 

Southern Lehigh High School is a place that was curated by the devil himself. If you are looking to become calloused by a place and the people within it, you have come to the right place. There is a certain cruelty and hatred that exists here that is unfathomable and unbelievable. Surrounded by a depressing atmosphere of flat, wet, fields that were often cold and plagued with a wicked wind chill, you cannot even escape the coldness of the people you are surrounded by. There is no diversity in terms of beliefs, race, religion, sexuality or honestly any other factor. It is a bubble that is hardly escaped because it is only in this high school that racism, homophobia, and other forms of blatant disrespect and ignorance are swept under the rug time and time again. The administration is no better than the student body, as most of them attended nearby high schools with similar beliefs.
"Did you hear about the bomb threat at Southern Lehigh High School?"
"Oh, yeah. Some kid did it to get out of an English test I think."

Southern Lehigh High School 

A suburban high school in south eastern Pennsylvania, known to people of the area as "the rich school". This school is loaded with preps, posers, emos, and is seriously lacking in any racial diversity. It is also known for it's massive alcohol consumption and wild school dances.
-"I'm really bored, I wish there was a bitchin party we could go to."
-"Let's crash the Southern Lehigh High School prom!"

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026