I huge mound of turd that when freshly deposited into a toilet piles up above the water level, much like the way the South Pacific islands were formed from lava piling up from undersea volcanoes.
This phenomena I more frequently occurs in the newer, low water usage toilets. As an added touch, you can plant a small flag on top of it to claim it as yours.
I just found a South Pacific Island in the crapper. It's still steaming.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)