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South Bank 

Southbank is an area of South East London named after the south stand of the Molineux Stadium in Wolverhampton. On a Saturday afternoon there are frequently many thousands of sporting enthusiasts present in this stadium and indeed on the southern banks of the Thames in London. These attractive young men and women often participate in traditional social interations such as, drinking super strength lager, having a good old sing song and occasionally making primative and suggestive gesticulations in the hope of attracting a mate from the North Bank!
Wayne: "I have a mental block, I just can't think of anything to sing today!"
Barry: "Why dont we just sing 'The South Bank' like normal?"
Wayne: "Well I would but I forgot the words"
Barry: "I'll start you copy..."
Wayne: "OK"
Barry: "THE SOUTH BANK.. THE SOUTH BANK.. THE SOUTH BANK.. THE SOUTH BANK!"
South Bank by Premiersteve September 14, 2013
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southbank girl 

basically a white tory private school girls that roams around central london in a juicy tracksuit, northface puffer and dirty airforces
Elizabeth is such a southbank girl

Elizabeth: rah wheres my baccy

Laurentia: alexa play dem boi pagan

Georgina: that’s a dutty tune
southbank girl by v4mpire:3 April 6, 2021

Southbank spank 

When you masturbate at the BFI Southbank cinema and like it. Also known as "Southbank wank"
Shall we go watch Goodfellas for a Southbank spank?
Southbank spank by philmphan July 7, 2023