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Soup of the Day 

A phrase meaning to go out to the pub or bar in order to consume alcoholic beverages. Usually used to mask the real intent of the trip for the sake of children and/or the wife. Commonly used in Leicester, United Kingdom.
"Put the kids to bed luv, I'm just popping out with Jim for soup of the day"

Or...

Child: "Daddy, why do you come back on Saturday afternoons shouting and smelling funny, where do you go?"

Father: "Just out with my firends for soup of the day princess."
Soup of the Day by JMOCK March 18, 2009
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Soup of the Day 

When in 69 position, and the guy is on top and the girl is licking the man's balls. When the man is about to cum, he quickly takes a shit on the girls face and then cums on her face, making it the soup of the day.
Dude, my girlfriend tried the soup of the day yesterday... she got food posioning though.

Soup of the Day 

"Soup of the day, flavor of the month, stain in your pants from your bleeding cunt."
Soup of the Day by Vandal's Fan April 18, 2005

Campbell's Soup of the Day

oral sex received while the giver has a mouth full of Campbell's soup.
When Bill arrived home after a long day of work, he asked "Susan, what's for dinner?"

Susan replies, "Campbell's Soup of the Day," then takes a drink of her Soup at Hand and kneels down in front of him.
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