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Soup Spoon 

When pee while spooning with your significant other and both of you marinate in the sweet and savory broth of your love
We sat under the stars of the crisp and cool summer eve, and whilst the blades of grass tickled my toes, I could feel a warmth radiate through my back from his soup spooning.
Soup Spoon by crampappydime November 18, 2016
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Soup Spoon 

The dip under your nose and above your lip. Scientifically known as the Philtrum.
I have a pimple in my soup spoon.
Soup Spoon by Miss Fancy Pants August 19, 2014

soup spoon 

oh baby, i wanna stir your colon with my soup spoon
soup spoon by kstine February 22, 2009

Soup Spoon 

This franchise in Singapore sucks.I was allergic to mushroom and they didn’t tell me that mushroom soup had mushroom.The store has no idea how to give information to their customers
Don’t eat soup spoon or you will pass away
Soup Spoon by Soup Spoon Founder/CEO September 4, 2019

Alpena Soup Spoon

When man with an uncircumcized penis cums in the ass of a female or male and when he pulls out he uses the extra skin as a spoon on his cock to gather the cum and ass juice and feeds it to the fuckee.
Clem used this Alpena Soup Spoon to feed the hungry homeless person he met on the street.
Alpena Soup Spoon by Rhyno32 April 29, 2026

Sean Stanley Soup Spoon 

Where a bunch of homeless guys take turns ejaculating on a guy name Sean Stanleys face
I saw a bunch of homeless guys doing a Sean Stanley soup spoon

To spoon one's soup 

To spoon one's soup} is the sexual stimulation of one's own genitals (primarily, and usually [female) for sexual arousal or other sexual pleasure, usually to the point of orgasm. The expression originates from the fact that when a person engages in the activity it sounds akin to putting and remove a spoon from soup (usually noodle soup)
Lisa spent over 3 hours spooning her soup last night. She squirted all over the bed.

Tyler explained that to spoon one's soup is to masturbate.
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murderhobo 

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