Soundmaxxing

when you sound ur weiner by putting metal rods down your urethra to reach maximum godliness

don't bother me right now, I'm soundmaxxing.

by m0gwatts77 January 21, 2024

Soundmaxxing

Increasing the diameter of a male penis hole to stick rods into

I got this new screwdriver to start soundmaxxing

by Sigmagyat00 February 13, 2024

standmaxxing

Standmaxxing is the action of maximizing your charisma by always standing up to stay above the sitting down plebians.

I was at grandma's funeral today but I had to stop standmaxxing because my father beat me into sitting down

by Standmaxxing August 11, 2022

Standmaxxing

Random ass word that 4chan retards made for no reason

I was standmaxxing at my grandma's funeral

I was then beaten by my father for not sitting down

by RandomRetard65 August 21, 2022

standmaxxing

The ultimate pose, get into the pose of perfect masculine articulation, reach the highest level of visual and muscular dexterity.

>be me
>standmaxxing at the international court
>"Sir Anon, how do you declare yourself"
>"Fresh and spicy your honor"

by SeniorB August 16, 2022

standmaxxing

what you do right before grandma's funeral mass to get beaten by your dad

WTF is standmaxxing? You faggots comes up with a new word every single day.

by A sitmaxxing loser August 11, 2022

standmaxxing

"standmaxxing" is the act of standing at any possible moment rather than sitting or laying down, to strengthen the bones & muscles, while also maximize calorie burning and weightloss.

(at the family dinner)
mom: derrek, why are you standing while eating, please sit down.
derrek: sorry mom, no can do, im standmaxxing!
dad: derrek you know I love you but you really have to start talking to women

by jadkrin August 16, 2022