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Sappy Fappy

A sappy fappy is a very sad fap in which a penis-owning person goes to jerk it but then proceeds to cry immediately afterwards because they feel shame from God (( or they just lost their partner and are sad they had to do that themselves )).

The King of the sappy fappy is Ben Harmon from AHS: Murder House who often cries after masturbating, thinking about his broken family.
Guy 1: Yeah man my girl just dumped me and now I don't know what I'm gonna do.

Guy 2: Bro, just go have a sappy fappy and cry it out.
Sappy Fappy by gerardwayluver November 11, 2022

sloppy floppy 

When you get a blowjob when it's not even hard yet; A blowjob on a penis that isn't even erect; Orally stimulating a flaccid phallic member often belonging to a male.
Nick: "Dude I fucked Karen so hard yesterday"
Timmy: "Really?"
Nick: "Yea and when we were done she even gave me a sloppy floppy"

Sloppy froppy

If you're tongue is long enough, you'll probably be able to perform this act of autocunnilingus. You lick your own clit with your tungue without bending over.
Gimme a sec, gotta get in a good ol' sloppy froppy.

Sloppy Floppy Seconds 

When a man makes a woman reach her climax but does not climax himself, so he continues to have sex with someone else.
Mike's girlfriend couldn't make him cum so he asked the priest if he wanted Sloppy Floppy Seconds.

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floppy sloppy 

After a man cums inside the woman's vagina but continues to have sex he has a floppy sloppy.
That pussy was so good I had to keep going with a floppy sloppy.
floppy sloppy by Pig Poppa April 16, 2015