Sophia Manuel

very hot, extremely fat ass. HAZARD: couple of my boys got whiplash walking past her in the hall. be careful, you might think you have a chance (you don’t). she never actually goes for anyone. player? maybe not. she just has no attention span

“Hey is your neck okay?” “Not really. I just walked past Sophia Manuel.” “Say no more.”

Sophia Manuel by wishyouwereme January 3, 2020

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Sophie Manuel

The Sweetest most Caring and SWAGGIEST person around.. lol.. with all that said, she is ABSOLUTELY STUNNING.. BEYOND COMPARE. With her beautiful golden aesthetically pleasing long hair and a face so mesmerizing that the angels themselves are jealous *insert Jealousy by Olivia Rodrigo*haha. Sophie is the kind of person that waits for you while you tie your shoe, the person that laughs at your jokes EVEN THO THEY ARENT FUNNY…just to make you feel good about yourself. The kind of person so special.. that you would give your last blue jolly rancher to. It is rare to find a real good kind hearted person among all the fake phonies out there.. so if you find yourself a Sophie Manuel.. keep her close.. you won’t regret it :)

Thank you for being there Sophie and thank you for being my BESTIE!! I love you with all of my heart and can’t wait until you come across this some day bahahah..

Person 1: Woah.. who is that non chugey future milf over there?!
Person 2: oh her? That’s Sophie Manuel.
Person 1: 👀

Sophie Manuel by swagmaam July 23, 2021

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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