by user24780643 June 12, 2023
A person who always pees in his pants. He had no friends as a child and still doesn't have any friends. When he was in college he told a girl that he was a footballer, after a couple of weeks, she found out that he wasn't a footballer and kicked his frickin' penis and he went flying to THE Zayn Malik's kitchen, "VAS HAPPENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN?! NO SERIOUSLY, WHO IS THIS FREAKO!" "Sorry Zain," said Soosoo, "IT's ZAYN! YOU BIT*H! Get outta my kitchen!" "Hey isn't that Harry's saying" said Soosoo. "It is but I wanna use it once in a while!" Zayn screamed and as expected he got kicked in his ass and went flying into jail. THANK THE GODS THAT HE CAME TO HIS RIGHTFUL PLACE! Then we realised that he was gay and commited suicide. YAY! Happy ending!
Bruh look at that Soosoo!
by Zephyr X. January 25, 2022