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Sonora, CA 

A small town in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada mountains in northern California.

A place where people are born, raised, and never leave because they're dreams are the size of bird brains.

A place where the only thing to do for fun, is go to Wal mart and see how long it takes to get kicked out.

A place where the economy has struck so bad, even McDonald's isn't hiring.

A place where everyone sleeps with everyone because there's only so many people.

Oh Sonora, sometimes I really don't miss you.
So how long have you lived in Sonora, Ca?

Forever.

Well what do you do there? Do you have a job? Are you taking any classes?

Nope. We do nothing all day... all night.
Sonora, CA by misstopaz April 13, 2011
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Señora Caldwell 

A complete fuck head who is a Karen and probably one of the most annoying people u will ever meet
OMG!!! why the hell does there have to be a Señora Caldwell in my life?!?!
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