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to steal hot pockets from someone else
the act of stealing hot pockets
one who steals hot pockets
(to steal hot pockets) in a stealthy manner

also

getting a virus by downloading porn (also known as songporn)

Yo tell Songpo over there to quit being a songpo before I songpo his face
Yo, Songpo! Quit songpoing from me!
Bobby went around very songpoingly songpoing.

Oh No! My computer just got songpoed!

Songpo by Josh Whittaker January 12, 2009
Words you can keep
to steal hot pockets from someone else
the act of stealing hot pockets
one who steals hot pockets

also

getting a virus by downloading porn (also known as songporn)
Yo! Tell Song-Po over there to quit songpoing from me!

Dude, I was up late on my computer and I got songpoed!

Bobby is guilty of songpo and therefore is a songpo.
songpo by Josh Whittaker January 11, 2009

Songboggin 

The process of inserting your cock and having intercourse with a females right nostril, once you've reached your climax proceed to tickle her nose till she sneezes, once the nut has been busted and if the sneeze was timed right, the penile nectar should go shooting out both ears
Bitch get your ass over hear so I can songboggin you up the nostril
Songboggin by Bloodlesskills September 10, 2014

Songholm Syndrome 

A psychological phenomenon that results from absentmindedly listening to a bad song over and over again until you actually enjoy it.

See Stockholm Syndrome
John: P-p-p-poker face

Andrew: Dude, what the hell are you doing?

John: Sorry, man. My sister added Lady Gaga to our iTunes and I'm suffering from a serious case of Songholm Syndrome.
A conversation while playing CS.

-feel da ownage!
-gaah! how could that happen?! solgpo
solgpo by heTaeR May 11, 2003

Songworm 

A Songworm is an annoying song that you hear once and it replays itself over and over in your head until you are ready to commit suicide. Later in the day, you think you forgot about it and before you know it, it's in your head again, and you may even find yourself singing it. The only cure to get rid of a Songworm is to catch another, more annoying Songworm in your head.
Fake Thug #1: (humming "To the left, to the left, everything you own in a box to the left")
Yo, son I got this stupid song stuck in my head all day.

Fake Thug #2: Chill I don't want to know, keep yo Songworm to yo'self

Fake Thug #1: It's Irreplaceable by Beyonce. "To the left, to the left"

Fake Thug #2: Damn, if I start singing that songworm outloud then my boys is going to think I'm mad homo!
Songworm by SpyTees January 21, 2008
A hugely talented, intelligent, little-known and massively-underrated British alternative, folk noir band. Consists of three members: singer/songwriter/acoustic guitarist Lyndon Morgans, guitarist Karl Woodward, and drummer Dave Paterson (though the latter two play many other instruments as well, such as accordion, mandolin and keyboards). Lyndon and Karl hail from Blackwood, South Wales and Dave from Dundee, Scotland. The band have released four albums: "The Way Of The World" (2001), "Haiku" (2003), "The Time Of Summer Lightning" (2005) and "A Wretched Sinner's Song" (2008). All the albums are dark, poignant and densely complex with exquisitely sensuous, sparse musical arrangements and lyrics which are despairingly bleak, crudely raw, or spiritually questioning but always profoundly literate. Lyndon is an ex-playwright, and his knowledge and usage of words puts most other songwriters to shame. His singing is emotively intense and he and the band will take you on a journey into an underworld of drunks, losers, loners and melancholics; of change, anguish, pain and loss - a glorious netherland of spiritual angst and existential despair to the accompaniment of hauntingly evocative melodies. Beware though – when you discover this band, all other music will seem second-rate and mediocre.

Songdog believe:
Messing up must just be written in my DNA
Inside I was always dead, flesh and blood was my only disguise
It's like I've always lived in mourning, though for what I couldn't say
I was just never much good at that happiness thing
Broken-hearted is my default mode
And if there was any magic, I must have missed that too
Songdog by ceaselessidleness May 2, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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