Songpo

to steal hot pockets from someone else
the act of stealing hot pockets
one who steals hot pockets
(to steal hot pockets) in a stealthy manner

also

getting a virus by downloading porn (also known as songporn)

Yo tell Songpo over there to quit being a songpo before I songpo his face
Yo, Songpo! Quit songpoing from me!
Bobby went around very songpoingly songpoing.

Oh No! My computer just got songpoed!

by Josh Whittaker January 12, 2009

songpo

to steal hot pockets from someone else
the act of stealing hot pockets
one who steals hot pockets

also

getting a virus by downloading porn (also known as songporn)

Yo! Tell Song-Po over there to quit songpoing from me!

Dude, I was up late on my computer and I got songpoed!

Bobby is guilty of songpo and therefore is a songpo.

by Josh Whittaker January 11, 2009

Songboggin

The process of inserting your cock and having intercourse with a females right nostril, once you've reached your climax proceed to tickle her nose till she sneezes, once the nut has been busted and if the sneeze was timed right, the penile nectar should go shooting out both ears

Bitch get your ass over hear so I can songboggin you up the nostril

by Bloodlesskills September 10, 2014

Songholm Syndrome

A psychological phenomenon that results from absentmindedly listening to a bad song over and over again until you actually enjoy it.

See Stockholm Syndrome

John: P-p-p-poker face

Andrew: Dude, what the hell are you doing?

John: Sorry, man. My sister added Lady Gaga to our iTunes and I'm suffering from a serious case of Songholm Syndrome.

by neatokibitoduck January 17, 2010

solgpo

Screaming Out Loud Getting Pissed Off

A conversation while playing CS.

-feel da ownage!
-gaah! how could that happen?! solgpo

by heTaeR May 11, 2003

Songworm

A Songworm is an annoying song that you hear once and it replays itself over and over in your head until you are ready to commit suicide. Later in the day, you think you forgot about it and before you know it, it's in your head again, and you may even find yourself singing it. The only cure to get rid of a Songworm is to catch another, more annoying Songworm in your head.

Fake Thug #1: (humming "To the left, to the left, everything you own in a box to the left")
Yo, son I got this stupid song stuck in my head all day.

Fake Thug #2: Chill I don't want to know, keep yo Songworm to yo'self

Fake Thug #1: It's Irreplaceable by Beyonce. "To the left, to the left"

Fake Thug #2: Damn, if I start singing that songworm outloud then my boys is going to think I'm mad homo!

by SpyTees January 21, 2008

Songdog

A hugely talented, intelligent, little-known and massively-underrated British alternative, folk noir band. Consists of three members: singer/songwriter/acoustic guitarist Lyndon Morgans, guitarist Karl Woodward, and drummer Dave Paterson (though the latter two play many other instruments as well, such as accordion, mandolin and keyboards). Lyndon and Karl hail from Blackwood, South Wales and Dave from Dundee, Scotland. The band have released four albums: "The Way Of The World" (2001), "Haiku" (2003), "The Time Of Summer Lightning" (2005) and "A Wretched Sinner's Song" (2008). All the albums are dark, poignant and densely complex with exquisitely sensuous, sparse musical arrangements and lyrics which are despairingly bleak, crudely raw, or spiritually questioning but always profoundly literate. Lyndon is an ex-playwright, and his knowledge and usage of words puts most other songwriters to shame. His singing is emotively intense and he and the band will take you on a journey into an underworld of drunks, losers, loners and melancholics; of change, anguish, pain and loss - a glorious netherland of spiritual angst and existential despair to the accompaniment of hauntingly evocative melodies. Beware though – when you discover this band, all other music will seem second-rate and mediocre.

Songdog believe:
Messing up must just be written in my DNA
Inside I was always dead, flesh and blood was my only disguise
It's like I've always lived in mourning, though for what I couldn't say
I was just never much good at that happiness thing
Broken-hearted is my default mode
And if there was any magic, I must have missed that too

by ceaselessidleness May 2, 2008