son of a monkey

An expression of exasperation meant to express this feeling while simultaneously leaving the uninitiated with a sense of confusion.

"Son of a monkey! I can't believe he just said/did/ate that!"

son of a monkey by Storm Crow June 10, 2005

Son of a monkey

Exlamation of surprise. Another way of saying son of a bitch without being too offensive.

"You were supposed to work at 3"
"Son of a monkey!"

Son of a monkey by m3kat December 5, 2011

son of a monkey's uncle 

an expression of frustration, anger, disappointment

"Son of a monkey's uncle! This tape wont work!"

son of a monkey's uncle by Rachel Clark August 18, 2006

Son Of A Monkey Fuck 

A Different Nore Original Way Of Saying " Son Of A Bitch!" Son of a bitch

Jess: *Loses a £20 Bet To Soph* Son Of A Monkey Fuck!!

Son Of A Monkey Fuck by Sophii October 4, 2006

son of a monkey biter 

1)Can be taken literally, the actual son of someone who bit a monkey.

2)The word monkey can also refer to male genetalia, therefore to call someone a son of a monkey biter could mean, that the person you are referring to has a gay father.

3)An interesting, substitute to son of a b*tch.

*man carries a soda inside for his wife, and suddenly drops it and it pours out.. all over her new white shirt*

woman's reply to situation: "You son of a MoNkey BiTER, I just bought this!!"

son of a monkey biter by gazingupwards May 2, 2008

Son of a monkey fucker 

1. A modern version of "son of a bitch," because it is the most useless swear. It doesn't have the kick the it used to have.

2. Used to tell that a person's mother/father is a monkey.

3. Comeback; Witty retort

John: Fuck you, fatass!

Sean: You son of a monkey fucker!

John: . . .

Son of a monkey fucker by MorsMortis March 7, 2010

son of a monkey's ass 

Something frustrating in its disgustingness.
Orginally, a man birthed from the anus of a monkey or an ape.

::Jeanine unable to get credit card machine to work: "Son of a monkey's ass!"

son of a monkey's ass by Meta April 12, 2004