somalien

A word used to described the people who are allegedly from a country called “Somalia”. However the country does not exist and those claiming to be from there are actually Martian aliens with typically massive foreheads , hence why they are called somaliens

How long do you think till the somaliens mind control us from their banana and rice cafes all while us humans sit helplessly.

somalien by El papito March 11, 2019

Somalien

someone who

yaani is a somalien

Somalien by NotYaani October 20, 2022

Somalien Syndrome 

The Somalien Syndrome is a prevalent phenomenon in the camel-piss drinking and hyena meat consuming ethnic group in the Horn of Africa. They actively claim Ethiopian, Sudanese and Eritrean history and report people they disagree with on TikTok. Be aware of them because they predominately live in Minneapolis suburbs.

Person 1: "Hey look at that Somalien with his large forehead claiming other people's history and land"
Person 2: "This guy probably suffers from the Somalien syndrome"

Somalien Syndrome by .vl12 September 24, 2023

Somalian Breakfast 

When you don't eat anything in the morning, either due to lack of time, lack of food or because you don't feel like.

If you're not actually awake in the morning, it doesn't count.

I overslept and was running late for work, so I had to go for a Somalian breakfast.

Somalian Breakfast by Snerual February 13, 2013

shmalien 

A complete loser; a dud of a human being; a person who has absolutely nothing going for them, but still proceeds to act like they are something special.
Also, a dusty looking person with bad style.
Someone who should pretty much quit life and work at mcdonald's for the remainder of their useless existance.

How bad is that guy's style!? He is a complete shmalien

shmalien by zbitniff08 November 14, 2010

Somalian River Rat

An endangered species of Ninja Rats, which have evolved over the course of 3 million years to surf on tsunamis and/or any other moving body (including but not limited to: Pokemon, Clairvoyant Gymnasts, Professional Riot Bacon Hunters, and Children to name a few) which frequently plague the small country. They have been hunted nearly to extinction for their really crappy singing and for rebelling against the Kool-Aid Man's Dictatorship over the country and for leading organized raids against nearby Villages, claiming over $4.3 Million in stolen 15th Anniversary Limited Edition Collectible Cthulhu Action Figures and Gummy Bears leaving 45 wounded.

We must bring justice to the people, avenge our fallen comrades, and exterminate the Somalian River Rats.

Somalian River Rat by ChickenHacker August 5, 2016

Reverse Somalian 

When 2 Somalian men have sex on a toilet in a public bathroom in St. Cloud, MN

I just walked in to the bathroom and seen 2 Somalian men having sex on the toilet. The one was riding the other reverse Somalian.

Reverse Somalian by Gross things I’ve seen April 3, 2022