Soloqueef

1. A West Virginian vaginal fart in the wind; a worthless thing; a fuckstain
2. A government employee with bad genes paid to hug trees
3. One who stumbles and stammers when presented with facts about the environment
4. Corky's dad

The 14th man to bang Tara Reid at an all-night cocaine party will hear repeated queefing that sounds like Soloqueef, aka Solofloyd discussing the environment and pointing out how it must be a critical issue so that he can continue to survive off of your tax dollars.

by off a cough August 30, 2008

Soliloqueef

The female corollary to, "mansplaining."

"I was talking to some broad and she went on a 30 minute soliloqueef about being called a chick, her lips never stopped moving."

by ClassyAsFuuuuuck June 4, 2018

soliloqueef

A vaginal fart while expressing or contemplating your inner most thoughts in solidarity.

While in downward dog, Kara reflected on her life and accidentally soliloqueefed.

by FordPlantation November 20, 2015

soliloqueef

When a feminist goes on a long boring monologue about how men suck

Karen is so annoy she went on an hour long soliloqueef about how the world would be better without men.

by Bigdong93 May 17, 2022

Spaghetti Boloqueef

Bolognese laid out onto a plate in the shape of a vagina, that creates weird sounds upon eating

Hmmm, this spaghetti Boloqueef is delicious!

by OnionRingOfDoom October 24, 2009

soliloqueef

a prolonged pussy fart

Are you playing the trumpet or was that a soliloqueef?

by The ides October 21, 2018

Soliloqueef

A literary device where a characters gives an extremely vaginal monologue that nobody notices because it's whiney.

Everyone is watching the superbowl and dave is giving a lovely soliloqueef about how some girl won't text him back.

by Servicepack1 April 10, 2013