Solid Sam 

adorable little dwarfish cross-dresser with a fishnetted cheese arse

that cube of offal is weirdly attractive... ahh nahhh it's just Solid Sam

Solid Sam by father trashmass April 15, 2020

That Solid Copper From Fat Sams 

On Friday 12th November 2004, i met the hardest and most solid man in my life. With his sexy greyish/black barnet, huge biceps and earpiece, he certainly looked like he could knock out Arnold Schwarzenegger anyday.
He came along looking to confiscate cans of beer from underage drinkers, only to walk away empty handed (making a complete tit out of himself). He did scare everyone though and stopped them from underage drinking ever again.
He went back in his car and started to feel how incredibly massive his biceps are. they were huge. and he looked ever harder with that haircut and ear piece.

oooooo look at my muscles

That Solid Copper From Fat Sams by That Solid Copper From Fat Sams November 16, 2004