A male masturbation game where the players beat off around a
biscuit. The winner is the first person to ejaculate while the
loser has to eat the semen laced
biscuit.
It is also what a Sky News reporter would choose to say when a biscuit factory floods.
1. Lads, I have some Digestives, who wants a game of
soggy biscuit?
2. Over there as we can see, the
famous McVitie's factory. Lots of soggy biscuits.