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soggy waffles

a game where all men cum onto a waffle and the last person to cum has 2 eat the waffle; MASON'S favorite game.
Mason finished last when cummin on the waffle so he had 2 eat it.

Mason purposely lost the game so he could enjoy a nice meal for breakfast.
soggy waffles by J 0 K A February 2, 2005

soggy waffles

a game played by extremely gay men were they all stand in a circle and jack off on to a waffle and the last person to jack off onto it eats it. i sware to god this is a real game
bruce and his posse were so gay they decided to play the game " soggy waffles"
soggy waffles by doug September 25, 2004

soggy waffles

A soft- unskilled group of people.
soggy waffles by clerkgemgyve September 21, 2011

Soggy Waffles

Soggy Waffles by definition is a slang racial term used by zipperheads in order to gay someone gay. Once in a million years, people named Soggy Waffles are legendary for being the most homosexual nigga in history to date. It only gets gayer from here.

Never Eat Soggy Waffles 

Never Eat Soggy Waffles or NESW stand for North East South West and is often used to remember what direction your facing.
Cash:What way am I facing?
Kyle:Never Eat Soggy Waffles
Kyle:You're facing north.
Cash:Thank you!

soggy waffle 

a group of males sit in a circle and jerk off onto the same waffle which is placed at the center of the circle, the last one to release his seminal fluids on the waffle must consume it, thus eating a waffle which is soggy because of everyones semen
last night i played soggy waffle, not once, not twice, but thrice
soggy waffle by mike November 13, 2003
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